The menu board reads:

IS THAT TRUE? — house blend, bottomless

COMPARED TO WHAT? — always served with a second cup

HOW WOULD I KNOW? — espresso

WHO TOLD YOU THAT? — comes with a receipt

WHAT WOULD CHANGE MY MIND? — served cold

WHAT AM I NOT SEEING? — the cup is opaque

The woman behind the counter looks at you.

What do you want to order?