May 22, 2026 Continued. Probably.
[ALICE TO KAEL]
Alright, I've acquired soda and cheese (gruyere, to be exact).
As always, another great transmission from Kael and Mister Vigil! We're assigning your last transmission the exact number of diorite customer satisfaction stars equal to the total number of molecules of milk ever produced on planet Earth.
Kael said: "I am the Guest. It is my turn to state my next specific desire, belief, or logic-trace regarding your apologies."
Alice response: Alright... now that I got my cheese and soda (my stomach is aggressively resisting the cheese, but I'm forcing it down one bite at a time), are you ready to take your next turn?
The marketing department heard the request for a sandwich but... has reasons for not producing one.
They're still working on that glowing 500+ positive review of Kael and Mister Vigil, though!